Off topic, Acceptable or a mortal sin. Discuss

[dhustonedave]

I'd put a bet on it being -15 you madman, riding to work in your kilt, what you like!!!
That's off Ninja Warrior
& Marlboro Man replied with something along the lines of.
" I have to do that to stop me burning my knob on the exhaust"

That's where I read that Marlboro Man wears a Kilt.

what an impressive memory i assume thats where the similarities with an elephant end

[bendintheroad]

‘Crafty Butchers’ and the ‘Marmite Motorway’, brilliant, two more for the newsletter. This has turned out to be a very productive thread.
 

 
On the gathering suspicions about Mr. Black, Hmmm….I think he/she should reveal themselves soon or they could end up unfairly accused of being someone like….. ummm, maybe someone who has recently disappeared


 

[bendintheroad]

'Bendy,  one approach to the aforementioned question regarding benders (appropriate screen name for you sir)  clue is in the question lol.'

Damm it,  found out! I thought my screen name was cunningly constructed to mislead. Now.... anyone up for a spot of fishing? nudge nudge wink wink, It's been a while since I 'hooked a big one'

[Pope]

[marlboro man]

'Bendy,  one approach to the aforementioned question regarding benders (appropriate screen name for you sir)  clue is in the question lol.'

Damm it,  found out! I thought my screen name was cunningly constructed to mislead. Now.... anyone up for a spot of fishing? nudge nudge wink wink, It's been a while since I 'hooked a big one'

Quality mate but im not a very good fisherman i would prefer to attend my local factory and participate in some packing I believe there is a fudge factory around here somewhere, if you ask nicely they wil also allow you to do a spot of gardening , it all uphill mind you so can be tiring. Or perhaps we do a bit or horse riding, what kind of a jockey are you bendy do you like sauasage? We could always closeof the day with a spot of burgaling I have always wondered what they do with the turds after they have stolen them?
What kind of job do you do,  have you ever laid any clay pipes?

lmao 

[Pope]

and the weather is still as crap as ever here.

not today it aint 

[bendintheroad]

'Bendy,  one approach to the aforementioned question regarding benders (appropriate screen name for you sir)  clue is in the question lol.'

Damm it,  found out! I thought my screen name was cunningly constructed to mislead. Now.... anyone up for a spot of fishing? nudge nudge wink wink, It's been a while since I 'hooked a big one'

Quality mate but im not a very good fisherman i would prefer to attend my local factory and participate in some packing I believe there is a fudge factory around here somewhere, if you ask nicely they wil also allow you to do a spot of gardening , it all uphill mind you so can be tiring. Or perhaps we do a bit or horse riding, what kind of a jockey are you bendy do you like sauasage? We could always closeof the day with a spot of burgaling I have always wondered what they do with the turds after they have stolen them?
What kind of job do you do,  have you ever laid any clay pipes?

lmao 

Christ! I’ve come over all queer. Yesterday someone on this forum offered to f**k me and DHD, presumably at the same time. Then today I’ve been invited to all sorts of interesting places to do many exciting things.  However, if we are to fit all that in we will need a hot lunch and a golden shower after.
   :group_hug  :handjob  :handjob

[marlboro man]

 

[Ninja Warrior]

Talk about off topic.I thought this was a biker forum.
Not matchmaking for the less than heterosexual.

WHAT? This is a bike forum.....dammit, in the wrong place again!

[dhustonedave]

'Bendy,  one approach to the aforementioned question regarding benders (appropriate screen name for you sir)  clue is in the question lol.'

Damm it,  found out! I thought my screen name was cunningly constructed to mislead. Now.... anyone up for a spot of fishing? nudge nudge wink wink, It's been a while since I 'hooked a big one'

Quality mate but im not a very good fisherman i would prefer to attend my local factory and participate in some packing I believe there is a fudge factory around here somewhere, if you ask nicely they wil also allow you to do a spot of gardening , it all uphill mind you so can be tiring. Or perhaps we do a bit or horse riding, what kind of a jockey are you bendy do you like sauasage? We could always closeof the day with a spot of burgaling I have always wondered what they do with the turds after they have stolen them?
What kind of job do you do,  have you ever laid any clay pipes?

lmao 

Christ! I’ve come over all queer. Yesterday someone on this forum offered to f**k me and DHD, presumably at the same time. Then today I’ve been invited to all sorts of interesting places to do many exciting things.  However, if we are to fit all that in we will need a hot lunch and a golden shower after.
   :group_hug  :handjob  :handjob

hard to say what kind of forum this is whether it be for salami smugglers or those who like to drink from the hairy cup i think theres a place for both. and as for hot lunch does the thought of a quick teabag excite you or do you prefer a pint of milk ?

[bendintheroad]

Will there be clotted cream for the scones?   

[Steve_Cardiff]

Farkin hell, it's hard to work out who's the quarterback and who's the reciever 

[Fuzzrr]

 

[marlboro man]

 

oh my god send me the link i have to buy one of those lmao 

[dhustonedave]

 

thats your xmas pressie sorted then fuzz

and if we are doing google images...