Marco & Bex double act in A&E

[blademarco]

Just an update to all those who didn't know, Bex decided to test out my old bbq earlier by sticking her whole hand in and lighting it with a match and the bbq back fired  burning her hand and me putting my back out again jolting backwards pulling her away

Anyway end result was another A&E visit for us both with Bex having second degree burns and a her hand bandaged and put in what looks like a goldfish bag with water that you win in a fair ground 

Now here's the best part the Doctor wants to check me over, so thought why not as I'm here I was feeling sharp pains in my lower back...

My fucking end result "RIMMED" by the old finger up the backside best of all only by ............

Dr Fingerhut... 

Things you do for love... Bex I mean not Dr Fingerhut


(c) Marco & Bex (just incase Phil Evans uses it)

[redbullaholic]

Dude,

If I were you, I'd asked to be locked in a padded cell with no sharp objects - your a liabilty to yourself... and now its rubbing of on Bex 

Can't say i've heard of a back examination that needed a slippery finger   

Maybe it was a the NHS's way of saying stay out of A&E or we're gonna bugger ya 

[Phoenix]

Are you sure he heard you right because the Doc obviously thought you had severe crack pains, well i suppose you have now 

[blademarco]

Dude,

If I were you, I'd asked to be locked in a padded cell with no sharp objects - your a liabilty to yourself... and now its rubbing of on Bex 

Can't say i've heard of a back examination that needed a slippery finger   

Maybe it was a the NHS's way of saying stay out of A&E or we're gonna bugger ya 

Do you know mate my mum said the exact same thing 

[blademarco]

Are you sure he heard you right because the Doc obviously thought you had severe crack pains, well i suppose you have now 

Mate I wobbled out of there feeling like a needed a good shit 

[TristanC]

Mate I wobbled out of there feeling like a needed a good shit 

Crikey mate !

Has Dr Fingerbutt arranged a followup appointment ???  - Let's hope not eh? 

Anyway, I hope Bex recovers from her burns ok mate - sounds like she burnt her hand good and proper!

Now, next time you light the BBQ, get some steak on there first. 

Tris

[yoyo]

It's the new way to patients out of A&E, I bet the next time your back is playing up you'll think twice about going there won't you!

Hope Bex gets better soon.

[blademarco]

Mate I wobbled out of there feeling like a needed a good shit 

Crikey mate !

Has Dr Fingerbutt arranged a followup appointment ???  - Let's hope not eh? 

Anyway, I hope Bex recovers from her burns ok mate - sounds like she burnt her hand good and proper!

Now, next time you light the BBQ, get some steak on there first. 

Tris

Ye I hope not either  and she was only testing the barb for next time!

[blademarco]

You telling me mate!

It's the new way to patients out of A&E, I bet the next time your back is playing up you'll think twice about going there won't you!

Hope Bex gets better soon.

[marlboro man]

Dood when i said get that barbie nice and warm for me I was talking out the charachter bex came to the party as not litterally your BBQ

[muffy]

wtf were you doing letting a woman near a bbq? it's mans work is that 
gws both.

[cj]

hope your both bettersoon perhaps stiggy should set up a welsh bikers a&e group lol

[Ninja Warrior]

Are you sure he heard you right because the Doc obviously thought you had severe crack pains, well i suppose you have now 

Are you even sure he was a proper Doc??

Probably some pervert who climbed through a window looking for a bit of bum fun!

Hope you both gws matey!

 

[jamestitanic]

If it needs a follow up exam atleast insist on chocolates & dinner first

[marlboro man]

If it needs a follow up exam atleast insist on chocolates & dinner first

Not in swansea mate in that there place the doctors analy invade you and make YOU say thankyou