Lycra clad femail cyclist

[Lyndon]

There I was in the layby at Margam Park sat at the side door of the van talking on the phone when I saw this person pushing her mountain bike, it had a flat tyre, I cant believe I said this but I said "I have an electric pump here if thats any good", so I pumped her up!!!!! but not for long the tyre was going down just as fast, I said I live just down the road if you want a lift, she said ohh thanks I cant get hold of hubby, she lived just round the corner from me, when we got to her house she said when we have the next barbie I`l give you a shout and you can come round
Typical aint it, I now have a very gratefull woman CYCLIST who doesnt mind getting down and dirty and wants me to taste her burger when the weather is warmer 

[sdwboss]

   There's a moral to this story somewhere...

[Bloke]

Lol successful tack deployment then?

You sly fox! All this time we thought it was hatred for cyclists but in reality you were just trying to get into their spandex. :)

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[trafford davies]

Lyndon. Always knew you would come round in the end.

[Foody]

There I was in the layby at Margam Park sat at the side door of the van talking on the phone when I saw this person pushing her mountain bike, it had a flat tyre, I cant believe I said this but I said "I have an electric pump here if thats any good", so I pumped her up!!!!! but not for long the tyre was going down just as fast, I said I live just down the road if you want a lift, she said ohh thanks I cant get hold of hubby, she lived just round the corner from me, when we got to her house she said when we have the next barbie I`l give you a shout and you can come round
Typical aint it, I now have a very gratefull woman CYCLIST who doesnt mind getting down and dirty and wants me to taste her burger when the weather is warmer 

Hi Lyndon..... This must be a dream right?  It never really happened did it?

I had a dream like that once but it turned into a nightmare when it was the bloke that wanted me to give him a 'backy'.......

[ohmistagee]

Was it a wacky backy? 

[Rhosyn]

Was it a wacky backy? 

 

[123taff]

Nice fantacy Lyndon.............................................although in mine she would have been single with a liking for the more "mature" man !!
 

[blueracer]

Only problem with this storey is when the weather gets nice and warm ready for Barbie Lyndon wont be any where to be seen as he will be out riding his bike in the lovely weather sun

[Lyndon]

There I was in the layby at Margam Park sat at the side door of the van talking on the phone when I saw this person pushing her mountain bike, it had a flat tyre, I cant believe I said this but I said "I have an electric pump here if thats any good", so I pumped her up!!!!! but not for long the tyre was going down just as fast, I said I live just down the road if you want a lift, she said ohh thanks I cant get hold of hubby, she lived just round the corner from me, when we got to her house she said when we have the next barbie I`l give you a shout and you can come round
Typical aint it, I now have a very gratefull woman CYCLIST who doesnt mind getting down and dirty and wants me to taste her burger when the weather is warmer 

It wasnt a dream, I dont realy know what came over me, well I do but I dont think I got a chance in hell 

Hi Lyndon..... This must be a dream right?  It never really happened did it?

I had a dream like that once but it turned into a nightmare when it was the bloke that wanted me to give him a 'backy'.......

[NH]

Lyndon. Always knew you would come round in the end.

Are you saying you were the cyclist in drag ?   

[Rhosyn]

Lyndon. Always knew you would come round in the end.

Are you saying you were the cyclist in drag ?   

Just leave him have his dream at least he was happy...............

[Lyndon]

It wasnt a dream honest, the nightmare was when I saw the size of her hubby, it was enough to become a vegetarian  , mind you she gave him wicked shit for not answering his phone, I buggerd off rapid

[blueracer]

It wasnt a dream honest, the nightmare was when I saw the size of her hubby, it was enough to become a vegetarian  , mind you she gave him wicked shit for not answering his phone, I buggerd off rapid

B-bq chicken would of stayed and watched