Make your tyres stickier!

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Bit like having a gixer and not being able to start it eh???? 

Are you still ahem...`sick`??

And exactly how `sick` ahem, are you today??? 

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Yes i'm very sick. I just shagged my gran 

[UK Bike Forum Member]

oh god...i feel `sick` now 

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

[Pope]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Don't think Chamz will be happy with that
She knows not to put grease or WD40 on her brakes/tyres

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Cheeky fecker...at least I know to pull the clutch in to start a gixer...Hands up who didnt !!!!!

Anyway I got a drill now so I`m all tooled up!!! 

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Don't think Chamz will be happy with that
She knows not to put grease or WD40 on her brakes/tyres

she does now 

[Pope]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Don't think Chamz will be happy with that
She knows not to put grease or WD40 on her brakes/tyres

she does now 

so just to sum up for those who are confused.......

Oil on your tyres will make them stickier and last longer.  And WD40 will make your brakes work better

Go try it.  go on, what you waiting for

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Don't think Chamz will be happy with that
She knows not to put grease or WD40 on her brakes/tyres

she does now 

so just to sum up for those who are confused.......

Oil on your tyres will make them stickier and last longer.  And WD40 will make your brakes work better

Go try it.  go on, what you waiting for

i also rub spunk all over my face to prevent windburn (not my own)

and 120 grit sandpaper is excellent for cleaning your visor


Welshbikers disclaimer : All advice is a load of bollocks and not to be followed

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Get stuffed.
I`m ordering a new one as I type...but you got to fif it for me...if thats ok with you.

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Get stuffed.
I`m ordering a new one as I type...but you got to fif it for me...if thats ok with you.

you dont need a new tyre

[UK Bike Forum Member]

FFS - the only thing that should touch your tyres is the road i cant believe anyone would even contemplate using something like this

[UK Bike Forum Member]

Oi, leave my posts alone. And if anyone can't see i'm joking about putting grease on your brake discs then they have no right to even be near a bicycle, never mind a motorbike   

hmmmm no!

e.g - Bombdoctor, Rosie and Chamz are not all exactly mechanical gods

Fuck off you hairy gonad............i'm a bit inept with spanners but i'm not that stupid....
FFS.......Could be worse though , could be Pope.......

[UK Bike Forum Member]

iv oiled my tyres and cleaned my brakes with wd40.

hopefully the bike will handle and grip much better now.

was a little uncomfortable moving it, the bike didnt want to stay upright, i suppose you can compare this to the typhoon jet plane, designed to be unstable, but handles like the best when going.

only time will tell, rideout on the weekend anyone?

[UK Bike Forum Member]

iv oiled my tyres and cleaned my brakes with wd40.

hopefully the bike will handle and grip much better now.

was a little uncomfortable moving it, the bike didnt want to stay upright, i suppose you can compare this to the typhoon jet plane, designed to be unstable, but handles like the best when going.

only time will tell, rideout on the weekend anyone?

All you need now is Diesel in the petrol tank and your all set..