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Ladies Advice needed
« on: November 04, 2011, 05:14:35 PM »
what would you do / what is suitable punishment

your dear heart tip toes upstairs and into the bathroom, after lots of running water, knocking of things over and then the evenutally sound of some cleaning up going on he tip toes back down stairs

as a man he assumes you have no idea what he is up to, but the hint is in the fact he is working on the bikes in the garage

he assures me he was only washing the inside of his helmet and trips himself up and confesses he did the carburator last night!!!

so whats the going rate for dragging this out and getting something in return and not forgetting a suitable punishment  :nails :nails :nails

does my bum look big in this.....

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
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what would you do / what is suitable punishment

your dear heart tip toes upstairs and into the bathroom, after lots of running water, knocking of things over and then the evenutally sound of some cleaning up going on he tip toes back down stairs

as a man he assumes you have no idea what he is up to, but the hint is in the fact he is working on the bikes in the garage

he assures me he was only washing the inside of his helmet and trips himself up and confesses he did the carburator last night!!!

so whats the going rate for dragging this out and getting something in return and not forgetting a suitable punishment  :nails :nails :nails


Ooohh I would think theres months of ....... 'little' punishements worth there .......

The little things he hates doing will be the best  :rofl  :rofl  :devil  :devil  :devil
And of course there are probably a whole list of things you need buying but haven't got time to go to the shops for but you can either order and get him to collect  or get on line via his account   :rofl  :rofl  :rofl the collection option is always best though.  :rofl
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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 05:43:59 PM »
I remember my parents having silent moments after my dad was found drying a carburettor in the oven when Sunday dinner was also cooking.

Oh dear. Perhaps it runs in the family.

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 06:34:42 PM »
I suppose he was cleaning up after him so that's a 1st for a man  :rofl (waiting for the comments here :rofl) But like Snoppy said, whatever you had your eyes on lately, count it as yours cause im sure he will go along with whatever you ask for  :rofl :thumbsup

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 07:27:18 PM »
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I suppose he was cleaning up after him so that's a 1st for a man  :rofl (waiting for the comments here :rofl) But like Snoppy said, whatever you had your eyes on lately, count it as yours cause im sure he will go along with whatever you ask for  :rofl :thumbsup

Your being kind, it's the cleaning up after himself that usually gets him into trouble, he's so poor at it  :rofl :rofl

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 07:30:20 PM »
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I suppose he was cleaning up after him so that's a 1st for a man  :rofl (waiting for the comments here :rofl) But like Snoppy said, whatever you had your eyes on lately, count it as yours cause im sure he will go along with whatever you ask for  :rofl :thumbsup

Your being kind, it's the cleaning up after himself that usually gets him into trouble, he's so poor at it  :rofl :rofl

 :rofl Im just feelng in a kind mood which doesn't happen that often so your better half was lucky  :thumbsup but still get as much out of this as you can  :rofl :rofl

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2011, 07:48:05 PM »
It just a man Thing

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 10:32:07 PM »
Can't see the problem myself................. :fishing
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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »
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Can't see the problem myself................. :fishing
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Ye well you wouldn't your a man  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl You just want to end up in the dungeon don't you  :rofl :rofl

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2011, 11:01:55 PM »
Don't do dungeons :old :rofl
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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 11:03:26 PM »
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Don't do dungeons :old :rofl

We'll see  :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2011, 05:09:06 PM »
lots of night out and many dinner out too me think

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2011, 07:01:26 PM »
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lots of night out and many dinner out too me think

I like your thinking x

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2011, 09:11:21 PM »
get a grip girls,he wasn't trying to hide the fact that he was cleaning your bike for you by tip toeing up and down the stairs, he was doing it not get full dirty boot prints all over the carpet, what a considerate man he is..and here's you lot thinking bad of him...shame on you :tt

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Re: Ladies Advice needed
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2011, 09:19:58 PM »
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I suppose he was cleaning up after him so  :chill_pill  :rofl (waiting for the comments here :rofl) But like Snoppy said, whatever you had your eyes on lately, count it as yours cause im sure he will go along with whatever you ask for  :rofl :thumbsup

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