maybe wording the ad differant will help

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for sale snotty kermit green kawasaki
zzr cams out of a smashed up zzr ( so they are jinxed )
carbs dyno jetted and set up so uses more fuel (bad for the environment )
full race exhaust system (to really annoy your neighbour )
crash bungs (because you will more than likely fall of at some point)
4 deg advancer (just to make your arms and neck ache more )
wider lighter wheels (just because i can )
wavie discs (basic whole discs with chunks cut out of them to look pretty )

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I've seen this bike in the metal and both the me and me instantly fell in love with it and bare in mind unless it bra or knicker lace orientated she don't love any thing!!!!! It sound awesome and looks fantastic any one who sees it will fall in love with it  and the attention tO detail is ace too yanto know his bikes I can't wait to get mine back from him
And the mrs said yanto it's not snotty green it's lush!!!!!!

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  have you seen this so far

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  have you seen this so far

that front looks cool as fuck thats a nice job matey cheers

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Like the advert